Don 't have a spoon? I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken? I can fix that!
New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!
Electrical problem? I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!
Can't afford a real GPS? I can fix that!
No ice chest? I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!
Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.
Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!
WTF?
Display rack falling over? I can fix that!
Tires worn out? I fixed that. Might be a little hard to steer.
Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!
I actually think that's ingenious.
Out of diapers? I can fix that!
Speechless..