Here we are already discussing  the future President of the  United  States in the Year 2008.  
Well, I have my own candidate; and I'm sure
 that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree.

For those of  you who would like another choice for President, I have the best  solution:


It is probably time we have a woman as President.

 

My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very  special lady who has all the answers to our problems.
 
 PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment... 

 

 
  MAXINE FOR  PRESIDENT!


 Very  eloquently put...........don't you think?


Maxine on  "Driver Safety"  "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to  keep my hands free for making gestures. ".......
 
 Maxine on  "Housework"  "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an  incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
 
 Maxine on  "Lawn Care"  "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I  recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
 
 Maxine on  "The Perfect Man"  "All  I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as  long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster,  charged up and ready when needed."
 
 Maxine on  "Technology Revolution"  "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in  the butt twice."
 
 Maxine on  "Aging"  "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works  much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

 

            

"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."

 

          

  
 
  The only two  things we do with greater frequency in middle age is urinate and attend  funerals .
 
  The trouble  with bucket seats are that not everybody has the same size bucket.

  To err is  human, to forgive: highly unlikely.
 Do you realize  that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running  around with tattoos and pierced navels ?  (Now that's  scary!)&a mp;nb sp;
 
Money can't  buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche  than a Kia.
 
After a  certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead.
 
 
If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next  f ive minutes, nothing will happen..but you'll rob them of some  much-needed laughter.

   There's no one better for the job.

 

MAXINE HAS MY VOTE.  

"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."